A regulatory play in two acts.
Author | Wallsten, Scott |
CHARACTERS
Chorus
Cable VP
Cable CEO
FCC Chair
Trusted Staffer
PROLOGUE
Enter Chorus
Chorus
An old regulatory rule says the Federal Communications Commission can strictly regulate the cable industry once cable penetration passes two tests. First, it must be available to at least 70 percent of all homes. That's been true for a long time. Second, 70 percent of those homes must actually subscribe. One source now says that cable may have surpassed that second milestone.
Let's listen in to some conversations about this development:
ACT I. BIG CABLE COMPANY HEADQUARTERS
Enter Cable VP and Cable CEO
Cable VP
Bad news, sir. A public interest group says that 70 percent of all households that could subscribe to cable actually do so.
Cable CEO
Isn't that good news?
Cable VP
No. A regulation from 1984 allows the FCC to regulate us like never before once we meet that 70 percent.
Cable CEO
George Orwell controls the FCC?
Cable VP
No, I mean the FCC adopted the regulation in 1984.
Cable CEO
Oh. Well, VP, I'd hoped it wouldn't come to this, but we have only one choice.
Cable VP
I hear you loud and clear, boss. We have to fight back with everything we've got.
Cable CEO
And pay all those lawyers? Forget it. We have to terminate cable service to a few million people.
Cable VP Sorry?
Cable CEO
Yes, the share of households we serve is the number of subscribers divided by the number of households that could subscribe, right? So if we disconnect a few million lines, we'll be just fine.
Cable VP
I see.
Cable CEO
We should also build some lines to pass houses that can't get cable now.
Cable VP
But I thought you wanted to get rid of subscribers?
Cable CEO
Try to keep up. The new cables should just pass new houses, not actually connect them. Cutting off subscribers will bring down the numerator, and installing new lines will bring up the denominator. We'll be back below 70 percent in no time.
Cable VP
Brilliant, sir!
Exeunt except Chorus
ACT II. AT THE FCC, A YEAR LATER
Enter FCC Chair and Trusted Staffer
FCC Chair
We have a problem. Consumers are clamoring to subscribe...
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