You might be a redneck if ...

• Position: WHAT'S NEW? Holiday Gift Guide - Patch Products Inc. range of toys and games

Each year, Patch Products, Inc., Beloit, Wis., sends us a catalog brimming with card games, action toys, and every puzzle imaginable, and each year there always are a few new surprises tucked away in its pages. This season's add-ons include BubbleBrain, Great Big Sneaky Puzzle, Road Trip QuizWit, and Jeff Foxworthy's You Might Be a Redneck If... The latter is a departure from Patch's usual kids' fare, and obviously is aimed at an older, more politically incorrect crowd.

Culled from Foxworthy's stand-up routines--incidentally, his comedy albums are the best-selling of all time, with over 14,000,000 in circulation--You Might Be a Redneck If ... ($29.99) asks players to fill in the blanks on a series of questions that start with that phrase. Correct answers help players fill up their trailer park homes faster (with stuff like Fly Swatters, Recliners, Bags o' Jerky, and Hound Dogs) as they move around the board. Sample: You Might Be a Redneck If ... the Jerry Springer show--. (a) Is your favorite pastime. (b) Has featured your mom. (c) Asks you back. The correct answer is (c). One more: You Might Be a Redneck If ... you've ever picked your teeth with a--. (a) Menu. (b) Chained-down pen at the bank. (c) Fork. The correct answer is (a).

For family fun that includes the kids, however, we recommend...