Whimsical gifts that will always fit.

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While crazy neckties used to be all the rage, now it seems to be footwear. However, no matter what type of whimsey you're into, Always-Fits.com has just the right gift for you. With the winter months chock full of holidays, what better place to look for, oh let's say, Sock it to Me Honest Abe Men's Crew Socks to honor our 16th president's birthday on Feb. 16--and if you're really going to celebrate, be sure to add a Prescription Flask and a pair of shot glasses from Big Mouth Toys. As the instructions indicate, those 21 and over should refill their prescription "whenever empty." Side effects may include a feeling of "awesomeness," a "false sense of confidence," and a "loose wallet." As for dosage, "take one swig by mouth and repeat until empty." If the...