A variation on "the dog ate my homework".

Author:Gilmore
Position:BACK BLAST & OTHER HOT GASES
 
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When Tahlequah, Okla., officers responded to a report of a minivan crashed into a ditch, they found 65-year-old William McDonald in the driver's seat and 42-year-old Steven Schofield ridin' shotgun. There was also a dog in the van, sorta minding his own business. The van was stuck and they weren't going anywhere, which officers considered a good thing because both men appeared to be pretty drunk. The humans claimed they had simply pulled over because they were "tired." But when the cops tried to pin down who was driving the van when this "pull over and crash" episode occurred, a couple of small, dim lights began flashing in the pair's heads. They realized whoever copped out to driving might be in a lot more trouble than being stuck in a ditch. Then they had a flash of brilliance.

"The dog was driving!" they said...

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