Unusual economic indicators.

• Position: TRENDS & TRANSITIONS - Brief article

It's hard these days to discern whether the economy is in an upswing or a downfall. Here are some little-known economic indicators, pulled from various news, government and industry sources.

You know things are bad when:

1 Men's underwear sales tank.

When money is tight, so are underwear sales. Alan Greenspan watched this indicator back when he ran a consulting firm.

2 People sell their cemetery plots.

People dig up every dollar possible when desperate.

3 Mosquitoes menace many.

Lots of foreclosed homes = unkempt lawns and stagnant swimming pools = mosquito mating haven.

4 Football blacks out.

NFL ticket prices make sellouts unlikely in hard times. Games are broadcast locally only if the stadium is sold out.

5 Lipstick sales increase.

A little color is a cheap way to look and feel good.

Conversely, you know things are good when:

1 Bowling becomes fun.

The resurgence of upscale bowling alleys--with velvet ropes, dress codes and a generous selection of drinks--may indicate things are rolling along well.

2 Coffee sales...