That's not turbulence, you're just drunk! (Tidbits & Outrages).

"Nowadays, I'd say nine-tenths of the people who get on a plane are drunk."

--One tipsy traveler at Baltimore-Washington International Airport, confirming vendors' reports that long security delays are causing business...

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