Troubletown: E-Z Middle East update.

• Author: Dangle, Lloyd
• Position: Cartoon

IRAQ IS BEACON OF DEMOCRACY

THE LEBANESE YEARN FOR FREEDOM!

THE U.S. SAYS SYRIA MUST END ITS OCCUPATION OF LEBANON

LEBANESE DRUZE AND CHRISTIANS WANT SYRIA OUT

HEZBOLLA, THE IRAN-BACKED SHIITE MILITANTS, WANT SYRIA TO STAY

THE U.S. LIKED SYRIA IN LEBANON WHEN THEIR CIVIL WAR THREATENED ISRAEL

THE U.S. HATES HEZBOLLA, AL QAEDA, AND IRAQ'S SUNNI INSURGENTS

LEBANESE SUNNIS ARE PRO-DEMOCRACY BUT ONLY OUT OF A DEEP HATRED OF BA'ATHISTS

THE U.S. SENDS ITS PRISONERS TO EGYPT FOR TORTURE

THE U.S. SENDS CANADIANS TO SYRIA FOR TORTURE

ANY PERSON IN THE ARAB WORLD WHO DOESN'T HATE AMERICA IS CONSIDERED TO BE AN ODDBALL

IRAN MUST NOT GET NUCLEAR WEAPONS OR IT WOULD DESTABILIZE THE REGION

SHOOTING NUCLEAR BOMBS AT ENEMIES WITHIN 500 MILES IS NOT A...