Troubletown's: E-Z guide to who should have free speech and who should not.

• Author: Dangle, Lloyd
• Position: Brief article - Cartoon

PEOPLE WHO SHOUT FIRE IN A CROWDED THEATER?

NO! YOU STOP THAT!

PEOPLE WHO MAKE FUN OF OTHER PEOPLE'S RELIGIONS?

YES, UNLESS THEY BECOME VERY VERY MAD.

PEOPLE WITH POLITICAL SLOGAN T-SHIRTS?

YES, UNLESS THEY COME WITHIN A MILE OF PRESS. BUSH.

EGYPTIANS WHO DRAW CARTOONS ABOUT THEIR GOVERNMENT MINISTERS?

NOT IF THEY ARE HURTFUL.

EIGHT-GRADERS?

THAT'S INCITING GANG VIOLENCE!

AMATEUR FATWA ISSUERS?

YES! SOMETIMES YOU MUST GO AROUND THE FATWA COURT AND MOVE VERY QUICKLY.

AL JAZEERA?

MAY BAD.

HOLOCAUST DENIERS?

NO, WE HAVE SPECIAL CAMPS FOR THEM.

MOVIE REVIEWERS?

PASSION OF CHRIST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST

YES X NO

YES NO X

THE REPRESSED CHINESE?

YES, WHEN WILL GOOGLE HURRY UP AND FIX THAT SITUATION?

PEOPLE WHO MAKE RACIST COMMENTS ABOUT BLACK ATHLETES WHO PLAY FOR THE CLEVELAND INDIANS IN A CROWDED STADIUM?

GIVE HIM A TOMAHAWK...