Troubletown: the weapons analyst's job.

• Author: Dangle, Lloyd
• Position: Brief Article - Cartoon

REMEMBER HOW YOU PRESSED US TO FIND EVIDENCE OF IRAQ'S WEAPONS AND WE COULDN'T FIND ANY? WELL, GENTLEMEN, YOU'RE GONNA LUUUV THIS!

WE HAVE EXTENSIVE EVIDENCE THAT NORTH KOREA IS DIGGING A TUNNEL JUST LIKE THE ONES USED BY PAKISTAN FOR UNDERGROUND NUCLEAR TESTS!

YOU CAN'T SEE ANYTHING IN SPY PHOTOS!

COULD BE A SWIMMING POOL.

THIS ISN'T LIKE CALLING A BUS ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD A "MOBILE WEAPONS LAB," WE KNOW NORTH KOREA HAS RECONSTITUTED FUEL RODS--READY TO GO!

KIM JONG IL IS BLUFFING

HE LIKES TO PLAY PRACTICAL JOKES.

I KNOW YOU DON'T WANT A REPEAT OF THE "YELLOW CAKE" INCIDENT, BUT THESE GUYS HAVE SHOT OFF TEST MISSILES. IF THEY PUT THE NUCLEAR JUNK AND THE MISSILE TOGETHER, WE'VE GOT TROUBLE.

I'M NO TOO CONCERNED. WE'LL HANDLE THE SITUATION...