Troubletown: the march of progress.

• Author: Dangle, Lloyd
• Position: Cartoon

RESOLUTION OF A COMMITMENT TO WIN THE WAR ON TERROR.

YES, BY GOLLY!

PUT AN END TO FLAG BURNING.

THE MOST IMPORTANT ISSUE WE MAY EVER FACE.

OUTLAW WITCH BURNING.

UNLESS PRESIDENT BUSH NEEDS IT TO FIGHT TERRORISM.

NO SUBMERGING CRUCIFIXES IN YOUR PEE-PEE.

IT'S AN OLDIE BUT STILL A GOODIE!

THE SACREDNESS OF MOTHERHOOD AMENDMENT.

MEN MUSTN'T HAVE BABIES.

THE ROCKETS-RED GLARE PRESERVATION ACT.

NO OTHER COLORS OF GLARE!

A DECLARATION THAT RONALD REAGAN WAS A GREAT PRESIDENT.

IT'S LONG OVERDUE

SET A DATE TO CONSIDER SETTING UP A PANEL TO LOOK INTO THOSE PROBLEMS IN DARFUR

THE APPLE PIE DESECRATION ACT

PIES COOLING ON WINDOWS ILLS MUST NOT BE MOLESTED

GAYS MUST SPEAK ENGLISH.

IT'S A TWO-FOR-ONE COMBO AMENDMENT.

THE PROHIBITION OF SAYING PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE WITH COOKIES IN YOUR MOUTH.

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