Troubletown: finally the good news.

AuthorDangle, Lloyd
PositionLetters to the Editor - Brief Article

THE MEDIA'S CONSTANT FOCUS ON THE BOMBINGS AND THE DYING SOLDIERS PREVENTS ANY OF THE GOOD NEWS IN IRAQ FROM GETTING OUT!

HE'S RIGHT.

GOOD NEWS FROM IRAQ! THE LATEST CRATER WILL PROVIDE REFUGE TO SMALL ANIMALS AND MIGRATORY BIRDS!

THE PAINSTAKING EFFORT TO RIP DOWN SADDAM'S PICTURE FROM EVERY SURFACE IS AHEAD OF SCHEDULE!

BUSINESS IS THRIVING! BOYS EARN UP TO 800 DINARS FOR PRESSING PAUL BREMER'S BUSINESS SUITS!

PEOPLE SAID THAT THE U.S. WENT TO WAR TO STEAL IRAQ'S OIL. TURNS OUT THE OIL MONEY WON'T EVEN COVER THE COSTS OF CLEANUP!

OUR GOALS WERE PURE!

THE BA'ATHS IN THE NORTH HATE US A LITTLE LESS THAN THE SHIITES IN THE SOUTH! OR IS IT THE OTHER WAY AROUND!

THE ABSENCE OF ANY WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION MAKES IT...

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