Troubletown: Bush's winning issues 2004.

• Author: Dangle, Lloyd

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Caption: Gay Marriage Ban!

Preserve the Sanctity of my right wing Wacko support!

Put a man on the moon.

Things may have changed up there since the last time.

Extremely violent Splatter films about Jesus must be G-rated.

In a related issue, I'll put Mel Gibson's father on the supreme court.

Get steroids out of sports!

I care deeply about this because some rich men once gave me a baseball Team.

Immigration should be a union between a man and his Mexican gardener.

More trips to mars!

Did I mention putting a man back on the moon?

And of course I support a ban on boobs during the superbowl. On the issues I am clearly the best.

Iraq, Jobs lost, WMD's, $Trillion deficits...