Troubletown: as the plot unfolds ...).

• Author: Dangle, Lloyd
• Position: Troubletown: as the plot unfolds ... - Cartoon

THIS IS A VICTORIA'S SECRET SUPERMODEL NEWSBREAK: AUTHORITIES HAVE THWARTED THE WORST TERROR PLOT YET! TWENTY-SIX SUSPECTS PLANNED TO USE EXPLOSIVES DISGUISED AS CHEESE!

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THIS IS BEAUTY PAGEANT RUNNER-UP HEADLINE NEWS: ALBERTO GONZALES CREDITS TORTURE FOR THE BIG BREAK IN THE CHEESE-BOMB TERROR PLOT. HE'S POSITIVE ALL SEVENTEEN SUSPECTS WILL BE BROUGHT TO JUSTICE.

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THIS IS SLIGHTLY-PAST-HER-PRIME MODEL NEWS NUGGET. CHERTOFF PRAISES INTERAGENCY CORPORATION FOR BRINGING DOWN THE ELEVEN BOMBERS, WHO REPORTEDLY HAD HIGHWAY MAPS AND MADE SOME PHONE CALLS ...

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THIS IS YOUR VEGAS COCKTAIL WAITRESS 2:55 AM NEWSBREAK: IT TURNS OUT THAT THE CHEESE-BOMB TERRORISTS MAY NOT HAVE GOOGLED AL QAEDA AS RECORDS OBTAINED INDICATED, BUT ACTUALLY LEGENDARY DETROIT TIGER, AL KALINE.

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