Troubletown: 9 signs that your boss will deep-six the company.

• Author: Dangle, Lloyd
• Position: Letters to the Editor

HE PAYS YOU A GENEROUS YEAR-END BONUS IN COMPANY STOCK HE'S UNLOADING.

JESUS, I'M GLAD TO GET RID OF, I MEAN, REWARD YOU WITH THIS!

HIS DAUGHTER DRIVES TO HIGH SCHOOL IN A LEXUS PURCHASED WITH YOUR 401(K).

THE OVERSEAS SHAM SUBSIDIARIES START OPENING SHAM SUBSIDIARIES HERE!

HI! JIM REEVES OF OBIE WAN KANOBIE CORP. BOSTON!

HE IS SUDDENLY APPOINTED AMBASSADOR TO LUXEMBORG.

IT'S COLDER HERE THAN TEXAS!

HIS MISTRESS TURNS WHISTLEBLOWER!

LET'S SEE YOUR WHISTLE.

NONE OF PHIL GRAMM'S FAMILY MEMBERS DRAW AN UNEXPLAINED SALARY ANYMORE,

MICKEY GRAMM

MARGE GRAMM

HUGH GRAMM

RH GR

THE ACCOUNTANT ASKS YOU TO STORE THE COMPANY'S FINANCIAL RECORDS AT YOUR APARTMENT.

DON'T OPEN THE DOOR FOR ANYONE.

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