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• Author: Dangle, Lloyd
• Position: Cartoon

NINE BLIND AND UNQUESTIONING WAYS TO LOVE OBAMA

I REALLY WANT TO BELIEVE, SO I'LL CUT HIM ALL THE SLACK HE NEEDS.

I LIKE OBAMA BUT I REALLY LOVE MICHELLE. I JUST KNOW THAT SHE'LL TELL HIM WHAT TO DO.

WHOA, DUDE, OBAMA IS A BLACK MAN, IF HE GOVERNS TOO PROGRESSIVELY SOMEBODY'LL SHOOT HIM!

IN CASE YOU WEREN'T PAYING ATTENTION--OBAMA RAN AS A CENTRIST--WHICH IS EXACTLY WHAT HE'S BEING.

SO SHUT UP!

HE'S SO SMART HE'S USING A SECRET FACEOUT STRATEGY. WE CAN'T SEE IT YET.

CHILL OUT! OBAMA IS PRESIDENT NOW SO HE HAS TO DO WARS N' STUFF TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY.

BE REALISTIC!

IT'S LIKE THIS: HE'LL MOVE TO THE RIGHT IN HIS FIRST TERM, BUT IN HIS...