Troubletown.

• Author: Dangle, Lloyd
• Position: Cartoon

IT MUST BE A PART OF AMERICA'S INDEFATIGABLE SPIRIT THAT OUR BANKERS ARE SUCH BALD-FACED LIARS .

NEW WAVE OF HOME FORECLOSURES? NO WAY! WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!

THE REAL ESTATE MARKET IS HEATING UP!

WHO ELSE, AFTER JUST BEING HANDED 700 BILLION DOLLARS, WOULD HAVE THE BALLS TO MAKE THIS CLAIM?

WE TURNED AN IMPRESSIVE PROFIT THIS QUARTER.

THAT WOULD BE LIKE GENERAL MOTORS CONGRATULATING ITSELF FOR THE 2009 BUICK LESABRE.

THE POPULARITY OF THIS BABY REALLY SAVED OUR ASSES!

WHO BUT BANKERS WOULD TAKE THE TAXPAYER MONEY AND USE IT TO BRIBE CONGRESS TO LOOSEN ACCOUNTING RULES SO THEY CAN HIDE MORE DEBT ?

WE'D LIKE THE NAME, "TOXIC ASSETS" CHANGED TO TOPNOTCH" ASSETS.

OKAY.

AMERICA'S ATHLETES SHOULD BE AS GOOD AT PASSING DRUG TESTS AS THE BANKS WERE AT PASSING...