Troubletown.

• Author: Dangle, Lloyd
• Position: Cartoon

TELL ME WHY YOU WANT TO WORK FOR THE BUSH WHITE HOUSE?

I HATE GOVERNMENT AND I LOVE LOVE LOVE GEORGE BUSH?

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WELL, DO YOU THINK YOU COULD STOMACH BEING IN THE GOVERNMENT?

UH-HUH! WHILE I MAKE MY CONNECTIONS, SURE!

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I WAS IMPRESSED WITH YOUR ESSAY. YOU MENTION GEORGE BUSH TWENTY-THREE TIMES IN EIGHT PARAGRAPHS!

THANK YOU.

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THAT'S WHY I WAS SO SURPRISED THAT IN THIS PARAGRAPH, YOU ONLY MENTION HIM TWICE.

OH DEAR!

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THAT'S OKAY. MORE IMPORTANT IS YOU KNOW WHEN NOT TO SPEAK--EVEN EVEN WHEN UNDER SUBPOENA! UNDERSTAND?

ABSOLUTELY!

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WOULD YOU HAVE THE JUDGEMENT TO DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THINGS TO TALK ABOUT AND THE THINGS TO TAKE TO YOUR GRAVE NO MATTER THE CONSEQUENCES?

I THINK SO.

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FANTASTIC! WOULD YOU LIKE TO TAKE THE OATH NOW?

REALLY?! OMIGOD! OMIGOD!

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I, TAMMI, DO...