Troubletown.

• Author: Dangle, Lloyd
• Position: Cartoon

AMERICA IS LIKE AN ALCOHOLIC WHO HAS RUN UP AN ENORMOUS BAR TAB.

YOUR DEBT, EXPRESSED IN BOOZE, WOULD FILL ALL THE WORLD'S OCEANS 600,000,000 TIMES.

TO THE SEA.

BUT, HEY RUNNING UP THE TAB IS FUN! IT'S A LIFESTYLE THAT'S EASY TO GET USED TO!

DRINKS FOR ALL MY FRIENDS! ON ME! I'LL PAY YOU TOMORROW!

IN FACT, WHEN DOES A HUGE BAR TAB BECOME A PROBLEM? NEVER! AS LONG AS THE PRORPIETOR CONTINUES TO SERVE YOU

THERE'S SOMETHING WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT ...

AND WHO WOULD DARE CONFRONT US? EVERYBODY KNOWS WE'VE GOT A MEAN, BELLIGERENT SIDE. NOBODY WOULD WANT TO SET US OFF.

FRESHEN THAT FOR YOU?

THAT'D BE DANDY.

WE MAY BE CRAZY. WE'RE DEFINITELY VIOLENT. EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT WE'VE GOT GUNS...