Troubletown.

• Author: Dangle, Lloyd
• Position: Cartoon

DEAR JOJO, SORRY TO HEAR THAT YOU'RE STILL IN IRAQ. THAT SUCKS! WE MISS YOU!

SORRY I DIDN'T WRITE SOONER BUT I KINDA FORGOT THE WAR WAS STILL GOING ON! MY BAD! SO MUCH IS HAPPENING HERE!

I GOT AN iPHONE! BUT RIGHT AFTER I GOT IT THEY DROPPED THE @#*% PRICE $200! YOU CAN'T IMAGINE HOW PISSED EVERYONE WAS!

BARRY BONDS BROKE THE HOME RUN RECORD. I HATE BARRY! A RICH DUDE BOUGHT THE BALL AND GOT EVERYBODY TO VOTE ON WHETHER TO SHOOT IT INTO SPACE.

BRITNEY IS MESSING UP AND PARTYING 2 MUCH AGAIN. THAT DUDE ON LAW & ORDER, ARTHUR, IS PROBABLY GOING 2 BE PRESIDENT IN REAL LIFE! I'D RATHER HAVE DETECTIVE GOREN!

THAT LITTLE KING OR WHATEVER FROM IRAN CAME HERE! THAT DUDE WAS BEHIND 9-11 N'STUFF! PUNK NEEDS AN ASS-KICKING --AND A SHAVE!

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