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• Author: Dangle, Lloyd
• Position: Cartoon

TELL ME WHY YOU WANT TO WORK FOR THE BUSH WHITE HOUSE?

I HATE GOVERNMENT AND I LOVE LOVE LOVE GEORGE BUSH!

THAT'S WHY I WAS SO SURPRISED THAT IN THIS PARAGRAPH, YOU ONLY MENTION HIM TWICE.

OH DEAR!

FANTASTIC! WOULD YOU LIKE TO TAKE THE OATH NOW?

REALLY?! OMIGOD! OMIGOD!

WELL, DO YOU THINK YOU COULD STOMACH BEING IN THE GOVERNMENT?

UH-HUH! WHILE I MAKE MY CONNECTIONS, SURE!

THAT'S OKAY, MORE IMPORTANT IS TO KNOW WHEN NOT TO SPEAK--EVEN WHEN UNDER SUBPOENA! UNDERSTAND?

ABSOLUTELY!

I, TAMMI, DO SWEAR UNQUESTIONING, TOTAL LOYALTY & OBEDIENCE ... TO BUSH, CHENEY, ET. AL. FOREVER ... AMEN ...?

I DO!

I WAS IMPRESSED WITH YOUR EASSAY, YOU MENTION GEORGE BUSH TWENTY-THREE TIMES IN EIGHT PARAGRAPHS!

THANK YOU.

WOULD YOU HAVE THE JUDGEMENT TO...