Troubletown.

AuthorDangle, Lloyd
PositionCartoon

STACKED DECISIS

CAN A BUSINESS BE SUED BY AN EMPLOYEE WHOSE SKIN WAS SIZZLED OFF FALLING INTO A VAT OF BOILING OIL?

THAT'S EASY--NOPE!

ALL THE EMPLOYEE'S FAULT!

I CONCUR!

BIZ!

THAT'S FIVE VOTES--NEXT CASE?

CAN PRESIDENT BUSH WIRETAP, DETAIN AND TORTURE ANYBODY HE WANTS?

YES!

YES!

YES!

YUP.

THAT'S FIVE.

HEY, DON'T YOU AT LEAST HAVE TO DISCUSS THESE WITH THE OTHER FOUR JUSTICES?

WHAT'S NEXT?

SURE!

COPS!

YES!

HE KNEW THE RISKS!

CAN POLICE BREAK INTO A MAN'S HOME AND BEAT HIM UP BECAUSE THEY SUSPECT HE'S GAY?

SHOULD'T WE FOLLOW PRECEDENTS?

SHUT UP, BREYER!

G#%* LIBERAL ACTIVIST!

EAT ME!

WHAT IF ANTI-ABORTION PROTESTERS BLOCK A CORPORATION'S DOOR TO CHALLENGE THE POWER OF A UNITARY EXECUTIVE?

CORPORATE?

CRAP!

UNITARY!

I MADE UP THE LAST ONE TO SEE WHAT YOU'D DO!

BETTER START LOOKING FOR ANOTHER INTERNSHIP.

PUNK ASS!

JERK!

NOT FUNNY!

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