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• Author: Dangle, Lloyd
• Position: Cartoon

NINE FINAL STEPS TO SECURE IRAQ

BRING IN THE LAST TROOP SURGE.

I THOUGHT I WAS UNLUCKY ON MY FOURTH TOUR OF DUTY!

I'VE BEEN RETIRED FOR THREE YEARS!

TURN OVER THE ABU GHRAIB KEYS.

YOU DON'T LIKE SUNNIS? WELL, DID WE EVER SOFTEN 'EM UP FOR YOU!

PROVIDE SUPPORT FOR THE NEW PUBLIC WORKS PROJECTS.

SWOOP IRAQ'S LAST SIX "PRESIDENTS" AWAY TO A WITNESS PROTECTION PROGRAM IN NEW JERSEY.

I AM PACKED!

ENABLE A SMOOTH TRANSTION IN HUMAN SERVICES FROM HALLIBURTON TO HEZBOLLAH.

ACTUALLY, ANYTHING THAT'S NOT NAILED DOWN IS OURS!

INVENT A DRINK CALLED THE "MOKTADA MOJITO" AND THROW A GREEN ZONE BON VOYAGE PARTY LIKE THIS TOWN HAS NEVER SEEN!

BRING BACK RUMSFELD FOR ONE LAST CEREMONIAL HANDSHAKE.

GOLLY GUM-DROPS!

STAND...