Troubletown.

AuthorDangle, Lloyd
PositionCartoon

I CAN'T TELL YOU WHAT A BOOST YOUR VISIT GIVES TO OUR PEOPLE HERE AT DISCOMFORT SOLUTIONS , MR. CHENEY. ENHANCED INTERROGATORS ARE GETTING SUCH BAD PRESS.

WE'RE VERY PROUD OF YOU.

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OUR SUCCESS RATE KEEPS IMPROVING, SIR.

WHAT ABOUT IRAN?

THIS WEEK FIVE DETAINEES ADMITTED THEIR INVOLVEMENT IN THE O.J. MEMORABILIA INCIDENT!

GOT ANYTHING ON THE IRANIANS?

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I PERSONALLY LED THE INTERROGATIONS THAT YIELDED THE 49TH, 51ST AND 59TH HIJACKERS!

SHUT UP! WHAT I NEED NOW IS IRAN INTELLIGENCE--WMPS, NUCLEAR WEAPONS, TIES TO AL QAEDA--ALL THE REGULAR STUFF.

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OH, THIS IS THE FIRST I'VE HEARD OF IT. I'LL RE-INTERROGATE

I CAN'T WAIT! I MUST ASK YOU TO SELF-ENHANCE , TO...

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