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CONSIDERING THE IMPORTANT ROLE THEY PLAY IN OUR CULTURE, YOU'D THINK SOMEBODY'D SPEAK UP FOR OUR PRISONS .

OUR SUPERMAX WILL GLADLY TAKE THOSE TERROR DETAINEES.

FRESH MEAT FOR THE GLADIATOR GAMES?

REMEMBER, THE GUARANTEES ARE "THE WORST OF THE WORST," AT LEAST DICK CHENEY SAYS SO.

HAH!

HIS BREATH INDICATES HE'S LYING.

SOME PEOPLE ARE JUST PURISTS WHEN IT COMES TO PRISONS

NO, NO, NO! THOSE PRISONS ARE RESERVED FOR ONE IN THREE BLACK MALES.

NOT JIHADISTS!

WE MUSTN'T MIX.

BUT WHEN OBAMA TRIED TO CLOSE GITMO, YOU'D'VE THOUGHT THAT THE PRISON INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX WAS A REVOLVING-DOOR FINISHING SCHOOL FOR GIRLS!

OH NO! DON'T SPOIL OUR PENITENTIARY!

HOLD ME.

I'D RUIN THE UNIQUE ATMOSPHERE!

IF THEY GOT IN, THEY WOULD TEACH THE REGULAR INMATES HOW TO MAKE DIRTY BOMBS OUT OF TOILET...