Troubletown.

• Author: Dangle, Lloyd
• Position: Cartoon

RECENTLY THE LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD FIERCELY DEFENDED HIS POLICIES TO THE COURT OF WORLD OPINION.

NOOOO! I WANNA TORTURE AND I WANNA SPY! OR ELSE I'M NOT GUNNA DO ANYTHING!

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THE DIMINISHED STATURE OF THE GREAT SUPERPOWER MADE IT SEEM OKAY TO PARTAKE IN NAME-CALLING.

GEORGE IS A STINKY ROTTEN EGG POO-POO DEVIL!

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LEADERS NEED REMINDING THAT THEIR ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES AND THAT BAD BEHAVIOR WILL RESULT IN THEIR SWIFT REMOVAL.

ALL RIGHT, MISTER

NOOOOO! I DON'T WANNA GO HOME!

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CONGRESS DIDN'T APPROVE, BUT THEY CAVED IN AND GAVE HIM EVERYTHING HE WANTED ANYWAY.

IT'S JUST EASIER THIS WAY.

HUH?

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... AND FEEL EVER MORE JUSTIFIED IN THEIR NEFARIOUS PURSUITS.

BUT MOMMY...