Troubletown.

• Author: Dangle, Lloyd
• Position: Cartoon

WHILE PRESIDENT BUSH IS IN HIS DARKEST DAYS, THINGS HAVE NEVER BEEN BETTER FOR DICK CHENEY!

SCOOTER TOOK THE FALL FOR HIM IN THE VALERIE PLAME SCANDAL.

MAKE THEM SHOCKINGLY BAD LIES--JUST LIKE WE PRACTICED.

YES, SIRE

HE SINGLED-HANDEDLY SAVED THE TORTURE PROVISION

TAKE THAT, McCAIN

HE BOUGH A NEW HOUSE WITH MILLIONS IN SURPRISE PROFITS FROM HALLIBURTON, THAT HE DIDN'T EVEN KNOW HE HAD!

HE DODGED ALL THAT HURRICANE KATRINA FALLOUT WITHOUT A BIT OF POLITICAL DAMAGE.

HE WAS AWARDED AN HONORARY DEGREE IN THE BLACK ARTS FROM HOODOO U.

I CAN ONLY PRAY I'LL BE AS CREEPY ONE DAY.

THE KNEE OPERATION WENT PERFECTLY, NOW HE CAN LEAP OVER THE WHITE HOUSE IF HE NEEDS TO.

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