Troubletown.

• Author: Dangle, Lloyd
• Position: Cartoon

IT'S NOT THAT BUSH IS RACIST IT'S JUST THAT EVERYBODY HE KNOWS IN NEW ORLEANS GOT OUT COMFORTABLY WHEN THEY SAW THE WEATHER REPORT.

AH'M MOSEYIN' ONTO MAH LI'L OL' PRIVATE JET, GEORGE. THANK Y'ALL FOR CALLIN'

THE FEEDS FOUND IT IMPOSSIBLE TO MOVE PEOPLE AND SUPPLIES INTO THE DEVASTATED REGION, SO HARRY CONNICK JA. SAVED THOUSANDS ON HIS OWN.

IF WE HAD KNOWN THAT THE SMOKING GUN WOULD COME AS A HURRICANE CLOUD, WE WOULD'VE MOVED HEAVEN AND EARTH ..,

THE HEAD OF HOMELAND SECURITY, WHICH NOW INCLUDES FEMA, SAYS HE FIRST LEARNED OF THE TRAGEDY IN HIS MORNING PAPER--THREE DAYS LATE!

TO REASSURE THE CITIZENRY, THE WHITE HOUSE DISPATCHES TOP OFFICIALS WHO'VE ALREADY PROVEN...