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• Author: Dangle, Lloyd

BUSH'S UNSMOKING GUNS!

LOOKS LIKE A REGULAR SMOKING GUN

BUT ON CLOSER OBSERVATION, IT'S REALLY AN AIR FRESHENER!

SADDAM HAS LINKS TO OSAMA! THE UNSMOKING GUN:

OSAMA AND SADDAM HAVE NEVER BEEN ALLIES.

SADDAM--YOU INFIDEL! I WILL NEVER DO TERROR W/ YOU!

YOURS, OSAMA

SADDAM WON'T LET THE U.N. INSPECTORS IN! THE UNSMOKING GUN:

I WILL LET THE U.N. INSPECTORS IN.

SADDAM WON'T LET INSPECTORS IN, PART II. THE UNSMOKING GUN:

WILL YOU LET 'EM IN UNDER THESE CONDITIONS? HA! HA! DIDN'T THINK SO!

TONY BLAIR HAS A DOSSIER PROVING SADDAM HAS WEAPONS. THE UNSMOKING GUN:

DUBYA GAVE HIM A MATCHING DOSSIER VALISE AND BOOTS!

SPIFFY!

SADDAM LIES! THE INTERNATIONAL ATOMIC ENERGY COMMISSION REPORTED THAT IRAQ IS SIX MONTHS AWAY FROM HAVING NUCLEAR WEAPONS!

ACTUALLY, WE NEVER REPORTED THAT.

WEAPONS EXPERTS ARE IMPRESSED BY THE SOPHISTICATION OF IRAQ'S STOCKPILE!

HA! HA! IRAQ'S CAPABILITIES ARE A JOKE!

NOW ISRAEL HAS A...