Troubletown.

• Author: Dangle, Lloyd
• Position: Cartoon

THERE'S A WHOLE PHILOSOPHY NOW ABOUT POLITICAL MESSAGING, FRAMING , AND CRANIAL IMAGING . EXAMPLE:

I AM NOT A CROOK

WHAT NIXON SAID

WHAT THE PEOPLE HEARD

I CROOK AM ME.

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THE THEORY GOES THAT CERTAIN WORDS OR PHRASES WILL AFFECT THE DEEP REPTILE BRAIN, NO MATTER HOW THEY ARE USED!

OBAMA IS NOT A MUSLIM--REPEAT NOT A MUSLIM!

HAW! OBAMA IS A MUSLIM.

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IF THE WORDS, "WHITE GIRLS " APPEAR ANYWHERE IN A SENTENCE WITH "BARACK OBAMA " AND "CHICAGO "...

HOLY CRAP! JUST LIKE HALF MY PORN COLLECTION!

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SIMILARLY, JOHN McCAIN WOULD DO WELL TO AVOID HAVING HIS NAME APPEAR ANYWHERE NEAR THE WORDS "COLOSTOMY BAG ."

THE STATE OF THE UNION IS STRONG, NOW EXCUSE ME ...

NURSE!

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BUT THE DEMOCRATS WOULD NEVER COLOSTOMY-BOAT McCAIN--THEY JUST DON'T GROK KARL ROVE'S PUPPET MASTER SCIENCE. BUT THEY HAD BETTER LEARN FAST !

LEARNING HOW TO INVALIDATE 100 THOUSAND...