Troubletown.

• Author: Dangle, Lloyd
• Position: Cartoon

A FRACTIOUS IMMIGRATION DEBATE RAGES ...

LET GO OF MY ILLEGAL!

RELEASE MY MEXICAN!

IT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN! I CAN REMEMBER WHEN THIS TOWN WAS 91.6% WHITE! THIS MUST STOP!

BUT I HAVE MILLIONS OF ACRES OF BERRIES TO PICK, TAR TO POUR ON ROOFTOPS, AND CHILDREN TO RAISE.

I SYMPATHIZE WITH YOUR NEED TO PAY NO MORE THAN $3.40 AN HOUR.

YOU DO? I SHARE YOUR RACIST XENOPHOBIA COMPLETELY.

GOOD, THEN LET'S COMPROMISE!

YOU CAN HAVE YOUR MEXICAN IF I CAN PUT A CHIP INSIDE HIM.

AND YOU CAN HAVE A YOUR 50-FOOT HIGH WALL AS LONG AS I CAN STILL PICK UP LABOR AT THE HOME DEPOT PARKING LOT.

AND WE'LL KEEP TRACK OF THEM WITH RETINAL SCANS AND ID TAGS ...

AND DEPORT 'EM IF THEY EVER EAT...