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• Author: Dangle, Lloyd
• Position: Brief article - Cartoon

WHEN BUSH TRAVELS, HE COULD BRING A BUSHEL OF FLORIDA ORANGES, OR A CASE OF BOSTON BAKED BEANS AS A PRESENT ...

THIS NUKULAR TECHNOLOGY IS A SYMBOL OF OUR NATION'S LOVE.

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CONSIDERING HIS RECORD ON EVERYTHING SO FAR, IT'S SCARY TO IMAGINE BUSH INVOLVED IN NUCLEAR BRINKSMANHIP.

YER' DOIN' A HECKUVA JOB, BUSHIE.

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BUT PUBLIC DISAPPROVAL IS LIKE MOTHER'S MILK TO THIS GANG--THEY THRIVE ON IT!

LET'S COME UP WITH A LEGAL JUSTIFICATION FOR A FIRST STRIKE.

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INDIA AND PAKISTAN REGULARLY THREATEN TO NUKE EACH OTHER INTO OBLIVION.

NOTHIN' PERSONAL, WE LIKE PAKISTAN, IT'S JUST THAT WE REALLY, REALLY LOVE INDIA.

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LEAVE THE NUCLEAR ISSUES GO!

GOD NO! PLEASE PRESIDENT BUSH!

IF WE CAN...