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AMERICA IS LIKE AN ALCOHOLIC WHO HAS RUN UP AN ENORMOUS BAR TAB.

YOUR DEBT, EXPRESSED IN BOOZE, WOULD FILL ALL THE WORLD'S OCEANS 600,000,000 TIMES.

TO THE SEA.

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BUT, HEY, RUNNING UP THE TAB IS FUN! IT'S A LIFESTYLE THAT'S EASY TO GET USED TO!

DRINKS FOR ALL MY FRIENDS! ON ME! I'LL PAY YOU TOMORROW!

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IN FACT, WHEN DOES A HUGE BAR TAB BECOME A PROBLEM? NEVER! AS LONG AS THE PROPRIETOR CONTINUES TO SERVE YOU.

THERE'S SOMETHING WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT ...

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AND WHO WOULD DARE CONFRONT US? EVERYBODY KNOWS WE'VE GOT A MEAN, BELLIGERENT SIDE. NOBODY WOULD WANT TO SET US OFF.

FRESHEN THAT FOR YOU?

THAT'D BE DANDY.

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WE MAY BE CRAZY. WE'RE DEFINITELY VIOLENT. EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT WE'VE GOT GUNS IN THE CAR...