Troubletown.

• Author: Dangle, Lloyd
• Position: Cartoon

SENATOR McCAIN! I MUST STRONGLY CAUTION YOU AGAINST THIS KIND OF ACTIVITY ON THE CAMPAIGN TRAIL!

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BUT WHY? I ALWAYS SLEEP WITH TWO LOBBYISTS!

YOU PROMISED TO WRITE A LETTER TO THE CHAIRMAN OF THE FCC FOR ME, JOHNNY, DON'T FORGET!

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BUT EVEN THE FAINTEST HINT OF A ROMANTIC ENCOUNTER--AND YOU CAN JUST IMAGINE HOW THE LIBERAL MEDIA WOULD RUN WITH IT.

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THERE WAS NOTHING ROMANTIC ABOUT IT! I DESPISE LOBBYISTS AND INFLUENCE PEDDLING RACKETEERS! THAT'S WHY McCAIN-FEINGOLD IS MY PROUDEST ACHIEVEMENT!

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SIR, DID YOU FORGET THAT I AM A...