Troubletown.

• Author: Dangle, Lloyd
• Position: Cartoon

UNTIL NOW, PRESIDENT BUSH HAD NEVER MET A BILL HE COULDN'T SIGN.

PORK-LADEN CORPORATE HANDOUT THAT PUNISHES THE POOR?

BRING IT ON!

BUT WHEN AN IRAQ APPROPRIATIONS BILL CONTAINED A LINE FORBIDDING TORTURE:

I WILL USED MY VETO PEN!

WHAT'LL BE NEXT? A BILL THAT DISALLOWS THE EXECUTIVE BRANCH FROM FEEDING PEOPLE TO] TIGERS?

VETO! DON'T TIE MY HANDS IN THE WEAR ON TERRA.

A HIGHWAY BILL THAT SEVERELY CRIMINALIZES HUMAN TRAFFICKING:

VETO. WE MIGHT WANT TO DO THAT TO AL QAEDA DAUGHTERS.

AN ENORMOUS TAX CUT THAT LIMITS THE SADISTIC TORTURING OF CUTE ANIMALS:

VETO, CHENEY CAN'T LIVE WITH IT.

AN EDUCATION BILL PROHIBITING THE USE OF HUMAN SKULLS AS CEREAL BOWLS:

TOO RESTRICTIVE.

VETO

A FAMILY LEAVE ACT THAT LIMITS THE WATTAGE OF A SCROTUM TASER TO 1440 VOLTS:

VEETIE...