Troubletown.

• Author: Dangle, Lloyd
• Position: American soul - searching - Brief Article

EVER SINCE THE ELECTION WAS DECIDED ON MORAL VALUES, WE HAVE BEEN STRUGGLING TO UNDERSTAND WHO WE REALLY ARE AS A PEOPLE.

ARE WE PURE, PIOUS, PRIM, AND LUST-FREE?

I NEVER THINK ANYTHING PUERILE OR PRURIENT!

OR IS THE BILLION DOLLAR PORNO INDUSTRY THE ONLY THING PROPPING-UP OUR ECONOMY?

ARE WE SHOCKED AND DISGUSTED BY TV?

I COULD'VE BEEN WATCHING THIS WITH MY KID RIGHT NOW!

OR DO THE NIELSEN RATINGS SHOW THAT WE'RE OBSESSED WITH WIFE-SWAPPING REALITY SLEAZE?

YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL TODAY.

DOES GAY MARRIAGE HARM THE SACRED BOND AND THREATEN THE VERY CORE OF OUR CIVILIZATION?

OR DO WE MANAGE TO SCREW IT UP ON OUR OWN 99% OF THE TIME WITHOUT HELP FROM ANYONE?

ARE YOU DRINK AGAIN?

DO WE ADHERE STRICTLY TO THE TEN COMMANDMENTS?

ABSOLUTELY!

OR IS HAVING THEM POSTED NEARBY WHILE WE TASER OUR CHILDREN GOOD ENOUGH?

THOU SHALT NOT TASE IS NOT A...