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• Author: Dangle, Lloyd

JOBLESS RECOVERY

AREN'T YOU EXCITED ABOUT THE RECENT SURGE IN THE DOW?

OH, YES!

ENEMYLESS INVASION

NOW, WHICH ONES ARE TERRORISTS AND WHICH ARE LIBERATED IRAQIS?

WE SORTA GO WITH WHOEVER'S SHOOTING AT US.

SAFETYLESS HEIGHTENED SECURITY

CODE ORANGE! CLOSE TWO MORE FIRE STATIONS AND LAY OFF FIFTY COPS!

PROSECUTIONLESS CORPORATE CRACKDOWN

CEOS WILL NEVER SWINDLE MILLIONS AGAIN--NOT WHEN THEY KNOW THEY'LL BE MADE TO LOOK LIKE FAT PIGS BY CARTOONISTS!

CANNIBALISM TOLERANT MEAT REGULATION

SPONGY-FRIED COW BRAINS AGAIN?!

TERRIFYING WAR ON TERROR

YOU DON'T KNOW WHY YOU'RE HERE? DON'T ASK ME, PAL. ONLY THE SECRET TRIBUNAL KNOWS FOR SURE.

BACONLESS BLT

IMPOVERISHING TAX CUTS

YOU'LL HAFTA MOVE BACK HOME, HONEY...