Troubletown.

• Author: Dangle, Lloyd

STEVE CASE RESIGNED AS THE CHAIRMAN OF AOL TIME WARNER, THIS IS IT! THIS IS DEFINITELY IT!

THE STOCK MARKET HAS HIT ROCK BOTTOM! IT'S THE PERFECT TIME TO BUY!

WHO SAYS?

WHO SAYS? UH, ALL THE ANALYSTS, INSIDERS, EXPERTS ...

THEN I DON'T BELIEVE IT! YOU'RE THE ONES WHO SCREWED ME THE FIRST TIME!

BECAUSE I INVESTED, MY SON CAN'T AFFORD TO ATTEND A STATE COLLEGE!

I'M SO SORRY.

LET ME MAKE IT UP TO YOU. I CAN PUT YOU INTO SOME SHORT-YIELD HIGH-GROWTH LONG BONDS AT AN AMAZING DISCOUNT!

NO THANK YOU!

IF YOU SAW A STORE WITH SIGNS SAYING "EVERYTHING 90% OFF," YOU'D GO SHOPPING, WOULDN'T YOU?

ASSUMING I WASN'T PENNILESS.

IN CASE YOU'RE STILL WORRYING ABOUT THE SCANDALS, LOOK, HERE ARE CEOS BEING TAKEN AWAY IN HANDCUFFS!

I'VE SEEN...