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• Author: Dangle, Lloyd
• Position: Editorial

IT'S 2003 AND THE PRESIDENT IS A REPUBLICAN

BOTH HOUSES OF CONGRESS ARE REPUBLICAN

LET'S ROLL!

THE SUPREME COURT IS REPUBLICAN

I LOVE THE G.O.P.

THE FEDERAL JUDICIARY IS REPUBLICAN

THANK YOU, DICK!

THE OUTGOING SENATE LEADER WAS A SOUTHERN REPUBLICAN SEGREGATIONIST.

I LOVE LYNCHIN'S!

THE INCOMING LEADER IS SOUTHERN, REPUBLICAN, AND QUIET.

THE POSTMASTER GENERAL IS REPUBLICAN

IF IT WAS ME, I'D USE FED-EX!

THE SURGEON GENERAL IS REPUBLICAN

PRAYER AND ABSTINENCE ARE THE BEST!

THE LIBERAL MEDIA IS OWNED BY REPUBLICANS

I CAN'T STAND MY PUBLICATIONS, NETWORKS, OR CABLE CHANNELS!

99% OF EVERYTHING ELSE IS OWNED BY REPUBLICANS!

THE S.E.C. IS REPUBLICAN

WE'LL KEEP A SHARP EYE OUT FOR WRONGDOERS.

THE A.C.L.U. IS REPUBLICAN.

MY CLIENT'S SACK OF CASH WAS DENIED ITS RIGHT TO FREE SPEECH WITH DICK CHENEY'S POCKET!

THE INTELLECTUAL ELITE IS REPUBLICAN.

TAXES REPRESENT CHAOS.

SANTA AND HIS ELVES ARE REPUBLICAN

WE RAN OUT...