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• Author: Dangle, Lloyd
• Position: Letters to the Editor

SHOULD WE HAVE ZERO TOLERANCE, PONTIFF?

WHAT'S THAT?! SOME KIND OF CAR FINANCING? I OWN MY VEHICLE!

HE'S OLD!

FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER, THE FBI AND THE CLERGY HAVE LAUNCHED A CO-INVESTIGATION!

IN ORDER TO SOLVE THE SEX ABUSE SCANDAL WE'LL NEED TO EXAMINE ALL YOUR RECORDS.

OKAY. GOING HOW FAR BACK?

AS FAR AS THEY GO!

THESE MANUSCRIPTS WERE PENNED BY MONKS IN THE 13TH CENTURY.

I HOPE THEY WERE CAPPUCCINO MONKS! HAH! HAH!

BINGO! I'M GOING TO RUN THE DNA ON THIS PIECE OF SAINT JOHN THE BAPTIST!

MONTHS OF POLICE WORK BY DOZENS OF AGENTS AND BISHOPS AND MILLIONS OF DOLLARS LATER:

WE'VE STOPPED INVESTIGATING, HOLY...