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• Author: Dangle, Lloyd

PHASE TWO IN THE WAR ON TERRORISM:

FINISH OFF THE TALIBAN WITH GROUND TROOPS; EXPAND THE WAR TO IRAQ.

SADDAM HO!

PHASE THREE IN THE WAR ON THE TERRORISM:

EXPAND THE WAR TO IRAN, YEMEN, CUBA, LIBYA AND NORTH KOREA; GIVE THE RICH ANOTHER TAX CUT.

PHASE FOUR IN THE WAR ON TERRORISM:

FERRET OUT TERRORISTS IN THE GENERAL ACCOUNTING OFFICE; EXPAND INTO SPAIN.

PHASES 5, 6, AND 7 IN THE WAR ON TERRORISM:

GET BUSH RE-ELECTED WITH A TAX CUT AND DECISIVE VICTORY AGAINST TERROR IN THE NETHERLANDS.

PHASES EIGHT AND NINE IN THE WAR ON TERRORISM:

GIVE FRIENDLY NATIONS GIFT CERTIFICATES TO NORTHROP GRUMMAN.

PHASE NINE-AND-A-HALF IN THE WAR ON TERRORISM:

UNCOVER JOHN MCCAIN'S TERROR CONNECTIONS; UNDO ALL CAMPAIGN FINANCE REFORMS.

DAMN IT!

PHASE TEN IN THE WAR ON TERRORISM:

CUT TAXES FOR THE TOP .05% WEALTHIEST; INFORM CONGRESS OF THE LATEST RAIDS.

IT'S A POST-IT

BERMUDA, CHINA AND PORTUGAL!

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