Troubletown.

AuthorDangle, Lloyd
PositionGoerge W. Bush - Brief Article - Illustration

EVER SINCE HE GOT TOUGH ON OSAMA, PRESIDENT bush is UNTOUCHABLE!

ANYBODY WHO SAYS HE'S A NITWIT OR A DUMMY IS GUILTY OF TREASON!

QUESTION THE SECRET MILITARY TRIBUNALS AND YOU'RE A TALIBAN-LOVING ENABLER OF EVIL!

MAKE FUN OF HIS INARTICULATE SPEECH, YOU GET LAMBASTED BY DINNER GUESTS!

I OUGHTA THROW THESE MASHED POTATOES IN YOUR FACE!

JOURNALISTS KNOW HE CAN HAVE ALL THE AFFAIRS WITH INTERNS HE WANTS; THEY BETTER KEEP IT ZIPPED!

REPORT ON HIS DAUGHTER'S DRINKING AND YOU IMMEDIATELY GET DROPPED BY EIGHTEEN NEWPAPERS.

I SHOULD'VE SELF-CENSORED.

TALK ABOUT HOW MUCH TIME HE SPENDS ON THE RANCH VACATIONING, AND FIREMEN WILL COME AND KICK YOUR...

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