Troubletown.

• Author: Dangle, Lloyd

IN AMERICA, YOU ARE ALWAYS FREE TO DISAGREE WITH THE PRESIDENT.

GEORGE BUSH HAS BAD CHEESE IMPORT POLICY.

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BUT YOU'RE JUST A MONEYGRUBBING AUTHOR TRYING TO PROMOTE A BOOK.

BUT MY BOOK IS A ROMANCE NOVEL!

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YOUR SISTER IS AN UNDERCOVER NARC IN CINCI GOING BY THE NAME ANN JONES.

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YOU'RE SHILLING FOR JOHN KERRY JUST SO YOU'LL BE INVITED TO HIS COCAINE PARTIES.

BUT I'M A REGISTERED NADERITE!

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YOU GAVE JANE FOND A THE IDEA TO BETRAY AMERICA.

I WAS ONLY FOUR YEARS OLD!

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YOUR COUSIN WAS ROOMATES WITH OSAMA BIN LADEN IN COLLEGE. COINCIDENCE?!

HUH! WHICH COUSIN?

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YOU WET YOUR BED UNTIL YOU WERE NINETEEN YEARS OLD.

I HAD A SEVERE URINARY INFECTION IN 1987!

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YOU'LL NEVER HAVE A SHOW ON CLEAR CHANNEL.

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YOU'RE FRENCH.

I'VE NEVER SEEN THESE CLOTHES BEFORE!

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OKAY, YOUR COUSIN NEVER ROOMED WITH OSAMA, BUT STILL, IT RAISES QUESTIONS ABOUT YOUR CREDIBILITY.

YES IT DOES

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YOU'VE ALWAYS...