Troubletown.

• Author: Dangle, Lloyd

AT THE EDITORIAL OFFICES OF THE NEW YORK TIMES:

ANOTHER BIG FRONT PAGE SCOOP BY THAT HOTSHOT, JAYSON BLAIR! REMIND ME WHO HE IS AGAIN, JIM.

HE'S THE, UH, AFRICAN-AMERICAN GUY.

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NOT THAT RACE MATTERS HERE AT THE TIMES, BUT IT'S GREAT TO SEE A PERSON OF COLOR GETTING AHEAD, THIS COLIN POWELL INTERRACIAL LOVE NEST STORY IS DY-NO-MITE!

HE IS AN ANGER BEAVER, SIR.

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YESTERDAY HE WAS IN NEWARK, TODAY HE'S IN CAIRO! I'M GONNA HIRE A WHOLE BUNCH OF BLACK REPORTERS!

MR. RAINES, WE HAVE A PROBLEM.

HEY! THIS DOESN'T CHECK OUT.

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THIS STORY WAS PLAGIARIZED!

HE HASN'T LEFT BROOKLYN IN FIVE YEARS!

COLIN POWELL IS REALLY, REALLY PISSED ABOUT THE INTERRACIAL LOVE NEST STORY!

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WE'VE BEEN DUPED BY A LIAR, CHEAT, AND FRAUD! NOT THAT RACE HAD ANYTHING TO DO WITH IT, BUT...