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• Position: Letters to the Editor

I REPRESENT THE REAL AMERICA AND I WANT MY COUNTRY BACK!

IN THE REAL AMERICA LOUD GOLFER SLACKS ARE IN FASHION.

IN THE REAL AMERICA WE COULD WALK TO SCHOOL AND GIRLS WASHED THEIR HAIR EVERY NIGHT.

EN LA AMERICA REAL ESTO SERIA PARTE DE MEXICO.

IN THE REAL AMERICA YOU HAVE BIRTHDAY PARTIES AND ALL THE ICE CREAM YOU WANT.

OUR PRESIDENT HAD PENCIL-THIN LIPS, WRINKLES AND LESS UH, UM, DEFICIT SPENDING!

IN THE REAL AMERICA.

THE REAL AMERICA IS A PLACE WHERE WEALTH IS ALWAYS REDISTRIBUTED UP TO PEOPLE RICHER THAN ME.

CUT TAXES!

IN THE REAL AMERICA YOU CAN UNDERSTAND WHAT A TAXI...