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• Author: Dangle, Lloyd

WHAT IF BUSH AND CHENEY KEPT THEIR PROMISE TO RUN THE COUNTRY LIKE A BUSINESS?

EFFICIENCY.

BOTTOM LINE.

THEY WOULD'VE USED DIRTY ACCOUNTING TRICKS.

I CAN GIVE A $1.6 TRILION TAX CUT, TRIPLE THE MILITARY BUDGET, AND NOT RUN A DEFICIT!

THEY WOULD'VE PAID THEMSELVES CEO SALARIES.

THOU DEAR BROTHER, WELCOME TO THE EMIRATE OF FLORIDA!

KING JEB!

THEY WOULD SEND DISASTER RELIEF TO FICTICIOUS STATES.

TONIGHT CHENEYTUCKY IS UNDER A STATE OF EMERGENCY.

THEY WOULD MOVE THE NATION'S CAPITAL TO BERMUDA.

IT WAS A DISINCENTIVE TO SERVE IN PUBLIC LIFE--KNOWING YOU WOULD HAVE TO PAY TAXES.

THEY WOULD TREAT CITIZENS LIKE THEIR EMPLOYEES.

RELAX--THIS IS NO DIFFERENT THAN LOOTING AN EMPLOYEE PENSION FUND!

THEY WOULD CHANGE THE NAME OF THE LINCOLN BEDROOM TO THE CHEVRON...