Tornoe's Corner.

Author:Guzzo, Paul
Position:The A Section
 
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THOSE THAT CALL ME A MEMBER OF "THE ELITE MEDIA" HAVE CLEARLY NEVER SEEN MY CAR ... ANTENNA MADE FROM COAT HANGER

ANTENNA MADE FROM COAT HANGER

RUSTED ROOF.

HATCHBACK DOOR STUCK SHUT

BRAKE LIGHTS BROKEN

NONE OF THE WINDOWS ROLL DOWN

GAS CAN DOOR MISSING

OLD, NOISY MUFFLER

SPARE TIRE USED AS REGULAR TIRE

MAKES A TICKING NOISE WHEN TURNING LEFT

NO DOOR HANDLE

237,072 MILES, OVERDUE FOR OIL CHANGE

HUBCAD STOLEN

NPR ON THE RADIO

JUNYARD HOOD SLIGHTLY DARKER SHADE OF RED

DASHBOARD LITTERED WITH REPORTERS NOTEBOOKS

BLINKER OUT

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