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The cows--more specifically, the "Eat Mor Chikin" Chick-fil-A Cows--are back for a ninth straight year in a Renaissance-themed calendar called "Cows in Shining Armor." Donning shields and regal coats of arms, the bovines take on the personas--or is that cowsonas?--of some of history's most famous Medieval legends. Angus Kahn, Charbroilemagne, Boldhoof, and Moolius Caesar are a few of the heroic beefers featured on the monthly calendar pages leading revolutions, attempting rescues, and defending honor. For instance, in July, "much myth and legend surroundeth the tale (and tail) of King Art-Herd, defender of Graze...