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He's changing it to Audrey Hepburn and will try again

An Elvis Presley impersonator who legally changed his name to that of the late musician, moved to a small town in Wisconsin and ran for mayor. He lost.

People for the Ethical Treatment of Barley are furious

People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals recently organized an anti-milk campaign to college students, urging them to drink beer instead.

They were on their way to work

According to Capitol Hill Blue, in the 1998 Congressional session, 84 Representatives and Senators were stopped for drunk driving and released after they claimed Congressional immunity.

They're spending the rest on a weekend in Vegas

Los Angeles Mayor Richard Riordan has announced that the city expects to use almost half of its share in the national tobacco settlement to pay $125 million in damages for falsifying evidence in a criminal prosecutution.

Way Off Broadway

The CIA has recently advertised for "Theatrical Special Effects-Wardrobe/Production Design" part-timers to design and construct "clothing and...