Tidbits & Outrages.

Keepin' `em down in the Delta

A bill introduced in the Mississippi legislature in January would make it illegal for a male customer in a strip club to have an erection, even if entirely clothed.

What do you mean, you don't want the wafer?!?

Last month it became legal for

Kentucky ministers and church officers to carry guns inside their houses of worship, as long as they have concealed weapons permits.

Redefining the Happy Meal

Cyros International Sperm Bank Ltd., a Danish sperm bank, is marketing itself as "the McDonald's of sperm," according to a Wall Street Journal article. Cyros currently exports sperm to 25 countries.

They saw it coming

In late February, the New York City Human Resources Administration ended a program that had provided at least 15 welfare recipients with training as psychics in an effort to move them off the rolls. The Psychic Network pays "workfare" recipients $10 an hour after completing the training program offered through the city agency. The program was canceled after a New York Times article revealed it existence

Ted Koppel shouldn't try it.

A new late night Russian TV news program has been causing controversy. The...