Tidbits & Outrages.

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Layover?

Amsterdam's Schiphol Airport in the Netherlands, where prostitution is legal, plans to open a brothel in the airport's departure area.

But they loved the thighmasters.

A poll recently revealed that this year's top unwanted Christmas gifts in Britain were home-knitted pullovers, talcum powder, sandwich toasters, and Elvis Presley clocks.

She looked good enough to eat ... REUTERS'S HEADLINE: "CHIEF GETS LIFE FOR COOKING WIFE."

Why? Because, because, because!

Brian Brille, a Wall Street investment banker, dressed as Glinda the Good Witch from The Wizard of Oz and hired three dwarf, dressed as munchkins, to follow him around a recent Halloween party.

Guiliani's already ordered one

A new computer used by the Providence Police told them to arrest innocent people. They finally fixed it after eight people were wrongly arrested.

It was under the uzi.

In search of evidence, D. C. police impounded the taxi belonging to a stabbing victim. They searched for fingerprint evidence but failed to find the bloodstained knife in the back seat.

Self-esteem

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